I want to see Link kick the ass out of Amy-Rose.
SPECIALIS - :Stand There And Watch Me Burn: SPECIALIS - :Stand There And Watch Me Burn:  by Zelda206
I remember being bashed around like a racket ball; not all holes are symmetrical in circumfrance, so it'd just be plain stupid if I didn't happen to nick the sides of things as I fall. Fuck my life.
I also remember I'd been screaming like a sissy girl, spinning through the air. The fall didn't last for more than a handful of seconds, and yet I passed out from sheer fright. When I came to, I was in serious pain and gasped out, the severity finally hitting me as I came out of syncope. "FU-HUCK!" I staggeredly exhaled, already crying from how much it hurt. I grimaced, my eyes clenching closed and hissing through my teeth, tears beginning to form at the pinched eyelids; my left arm was dislocated and I had a nasty gash along the side of my face; I remembered now:
Desperately grabbing at the rocky plateau, I clung for dear life and bleated for it, my fingers arched like claws and my nails dug into whatever crevice they could find. I lost my handhold on my right hand, slipping and
SPECIALIS - :Number 13 100 Degrees WORSE: SPECIALIS - :Number 13 100 Degrees WORSE:  by Zelda206
"Come on...come on, Buzzmark--not too much further! Just a little more!" The small insectoid-contraption fluttered oh so very close to the mark, and--
BONK! It nicked the edging of the rock wall and plummeted out of sight. I cursed and spat out incomprehensible words, the strings of them too long and going too quickly for Link or Fi to follow. "First Buzzmark can't get up the goddamn wall, and then I gotta lose Buzzmark--"I stopped short as I saw the little guy hovering up from the chasm and sped back to me, like a happy little puppy. Blowing out air and making a rude noise, I snapped out my arm, poised the wrist, and watched as the obedient device reattached to the bracelet. I lowered my arm and grumbled, "....He still didn't get the bomb."
"To be fair, Miss Jacqueline," Fi restated to me, "it was made clear to you that thirty-seven percent accounted for the device making it up the wall that far, and zero-zero-point-one percent chance that the object you were a
Well this is a good daySo let's see, nothing bad has really happened today, I had a nice day at work, my car somehow gained a quarter gallon of gas, I got paid today, I got a parking spot right up in front of the shop door, I got myself some new headphones and Bravely Default which I can't wait to play.Well this is a good day by soniclink137
Oh yeah, and do you remember that radio play I mentioned a while back? The one where :iconChefJoeG19: was getting a bunch of artwork and VA's together and do an adaption of my fanfics? Yeah, the first one's finally done.
That made my day. Sure it's a radio play of one of my earlier fanfics and it's kinda embarrassing hearing my early mistakes in writing Voice Acted and on YouTube it still made my day hearing this. I can't tell you how awesome this was to see and hear. I have the biggest smile on my face and I can't stop chuckling. So thanks so much Chef Joe for making this.
All and all it's been pretty dang good today. I don't really feel I deserve this but I can't help but enjoy it nevertheless. I'm not gonn