I want to see Link kick the ass out of Amy-Rose.
SPECIALIS - :Number 13 100 Degrees WORSE: SPECIALIS - :Number 13 100 Degrees WORSE:  by Zelda206
"Come on...come on, Buzzmark--not too much further! Just a little more!" The small insectoid-contraption fluttered oh so very close to the mark, and--
BONK! It nicked the edging of the rock wall and plummeted out of sight. I cursed and spat out incomprehensible words, the strings of them too long and going too quickly for Link or Fi to follow. "First Buzzmark can't get up the goddamn wall, and then I gotta lose Buzzmark--"I stopped short as I saw the little guy hovering up from the chasm and sped back to me, like a happy little puppy. Blowing out air and making a rude noise, I snapped out my arm, poised the wrist, and watched as the obedient device reattached to the bracelet. I lowered my arm and grumbled, "....He still didn't get the bomb."
"To be fair, Miss Jacqueline," Fi restated to me, "it was made clear to you that thirty-seven percent accounted for the device making it up the wall that far, and zero-zero-point-one percent chance that the object you were a